Screw you Dippin' Dots!

I saw my first Dippin' Dots stand in a mall in 1994 and was somewhat intrigued by "The Ice Cream of the Future" slogan (although not enough to try it). According to their website, they've been around since 1988. I just saw a Dippin' Dots stand at Ribfest last night and they are still advertising themselves at "The Ice Cream of the Future". You can't advertise the exact same product as being "of the Future" for 22 straight years. That's bullshit.

Don't ever let it be said of me that I'm afraid to tackle the tough issues.