Friday, November 30, 2007

In God's Bathroom, He Has This Showerhead

So Christy and I have begun compiling a list of things we'd like to get for the new place. During out trip to Hawaii this past summer, we stayed at a bed and breakfast that had a shower with a showerhead in it that was the size of a dinner plate. We thought this would be a cool thing to have in our new place and we started looking online to see how much they cost. We found this one on Amazon (http://tinyurl.com/yra96x). It's official name is the "Waterpik AST233CC Total Body Drenching 2 Mode Wall Mount Aquascape Showerhead." Impressed yet? Well, that is nothing compared to what one of the reviewers has to say about it. I'm still torn about whether this guy was doing this tongue-in-cheek, or if he's serious. You be the judge:

"Right off the bat, let me warn that this showerhead is not for everyone. If you like standing in a gentle mist while being drizzled with cascading rain droplets, there are other units that accomlpish this . . .On the other hand, if you prefer to be pummeled by what feels like the Colorado River, the Aquascape stands alone. I am, by most standards, a hefty man, yet when fully engaged the Aquascape literally pushes me backwards in the shower as though I'm being sprayed with a firehose. . . Also, before buying note that this is a fixed wall mount unit. There is no detachable, handheld piece and, quite frankly, it's probably much safer that way, as a handheld component could easily spiral out of control with this kind of pressure."

Sweet; where do I sign up?

Anyway, it looks like we are full steam ahead with the condo. The contract is being reviewed by the attorney and the appraisal was done on Monday. Financing is getting finalized and we officially told our landlord that we will be leaving at the end of December.

As I think I mentioned before (maybe) I finally finished Greenspan's book (The Age of Turbulence). Probably the best book I've read this year (and I know you're all eagerly awaiting my top 10 from this year). I won't overly bore you with too much economic detail, but there were two things I found really interesting. Neither one is necessarily his idea (and in fact I'm sure many others have written about them) but he had a way of presenting them that made them very straight forward and easy to understand. The first is the concept of something called "Dutch disease" (not to be confused with Dutch Elm Disease that affects trees). This is a counterintuitive idea that talks about how the more natural resources a country has, the more crippled their economy will be. This is especially true of developing countries. The reason is that because there is high demand for the natural resources the country has, it keeps that country's currency at a much higher exchange rate than it would be otherwise. This, in turn, makes it nearly impossible for the country to be a low-cost leader in any other industry, since it is competing with countries with lower value currencies that can easily underbid them. Of course, the country can still achieve and maintain a relatively healthy GDP, but it will almost exclusively be due to sales of their resources which, as we all know, are finite. This goes a long way towards explaining why countries such as Saudi Arabia have not been able to make the leap to first-world standards despite the presence of the huge petroleum cash cow.

The other idea I found extremely revealing was a discussion on what prices are likely to do over the next 30 years or so. In general, over the last 20 years inflation has been pretty low. A big reason for this has been the emergence of developing countries taking over a lot of the outsourced manufacturing jobs (i.e. kids in Thailand making Nike shoes for $.07 an hour). Being able to exploit cheap labor markets has served to suppress the overall price of things, as company's have continually been able to find ways of making the same or better quality goods for progressively cheaper and cheaper. As a result, the money being poured into these countries has helped their economies develop tremendously. That has certainly been a net positive for them as a whole, but the one drawback is since their economies are stronger now their exchange rates are higher and thus they are finding it more difficult to remain the low-cost leader and underbid everyone else. As an example, China has now started complaining that they can't compete with Vietnam on cost since the Chinese currency has strengthened so much. So we see a cycle appear where developed countries outsource to developing ones until they improve themselves and then the investment shifts to a new, less developed country. The trouble is that we are running out of developing countries to do that with! We are rapidly approaching a point where there will be no "lower tier" to go to anymore because all the countries that are in a position to grow will have grown and all the other poor countries (i.e. most of Africa) are not yet ready to step up. The end result will be that this large deflationary force that has been present and increasing for the last 20 years will no longer be present and we can expect significantly higher inflation to be the norm. Of course, the key is determining when the inflation is going to start picking up, and not even the great Alan Greenspan knows that. All I can say is, despite the housing market slump I'm still thinking it's a good time to be buying a place. Even if property values continue to relatively decline, they are likely to still be buoyed up by inflation.

Ok, I think that's all I got for now. Got back from Houston early last Sunday and got back to the work grind this week. Looking forward to having a relaxing weekend and then I need to jump back into CPA studying next week.

Have a good weekend all!

Friday, November 16, 2007

Freedom and Bondage

Well, I have to this point succesfully managed to avoid prison. My experience with the police was not quite as bad as them slapping the cuffs on and throwing me in a lineup but it wasn't nearly as innocuos as "we just need you to make a statement to close out our investigation" either. It was pretty much a full-blow interrogation, complete with putting me in a little room with a two-way mirror and grilling me for about 20 minutes, and then leaving me locked inside by myself for another 20. But then he came back and asked me questions for about 5 minutes and that was it. Oh well, hopefully that is the end of it. Supposedly, the correct thing to do with your plates after you've used them is to return them to the DMV. Because if there's one thing everybody wants, it's another trip to the DMV.

Anyway, hot on the heels of maintaining my freedom it looks like I will be going into a different sort of prison: getting a home mortgage. Last week Christy and I made an offer on a condo in Evanston and, after some back and forth, we have a signed contract! There are still of course a couple of (hopefully) minor hurdles to clear, but as of now we are tentatively closing on December 24th and moving on the 26th. Not the stress-free Christmas I was imagining (but really does such a thing even exist?) but it will be nice to be in the new place to start the new year. It will be especially nice for Christy since her commute will be getting cut more than in half and right at the time of the year when snow can make any commute an absolute nightmare.

Right now I am down in Houston relaxing. Going to see a couple movies this afternoon (probably Beowulf and 30 Days of Night). Haven't been doing a whole lot else so far; mainly watching football. Tonight I get to break that up by watching the first televised Illini basketball game (10:30 tonight against Arizona St.), so that's exciting.

Think that's about all for now. If I don't blog again before then (likely) have a good Thanksgiving everyone and enjoy arguing with all your relatives!

Friday, November 09, 2007

Happy Birthday to Me!

OK, so it's not my actual birthday. However, I just realized that as of Halloween night my blog officially turned 1. Even though it wasn't technically till November 27th that I actually wrote about anything of substance I decided I'd bring it up now. So, I ended up with 38 posts total in the year, which was a bit below my goal of doing at least 1 per week but oh well. That just gives me something to shoot for during year 2.

In other news, I'm going to prison. Well, not really (I hope) but I do get to drive out to Schaumburg on Wednesday to talk to the police. I got a phone call from them last Friday afternoon and apparently someone with plates that were registered in my name two years ago was spotted driving away from a bank parking lot after breaking into a car and stealing stuff out of it. Of course, the plates have been expired since August of 2006 but apparently that doesn't matter. They were on Christy's Escort, which we sold back in July of 2006 and then threw the plates out. I am thinking that someone either working at a city dump or with a garbage hobby dug them out and then sold them to an unsavory type. In any case, apparently all I have to do is give them a statement so that they can close out the investigation. That sounds all nice and innocent until they slap the cuffs on me and put me in a lineup the second I walk into the station. Regardless, I think the lesson here for everyone is to not throw your plates away without shredding or otherwise destroying them first.

Finally, assuming I don't go to jail Christy and I were out looking at condos this past weekend and are hoping to move by the end of the year if all goes as planned (which of course rarely happens in real estate deals). We found a condo that we really like up in Evanston but we also found a house up there too for just slightly more money. We're going to take a look at it after work today. The prospect of going from a one-bedroom apartment to a single family home is hard to wrap my head around, but it's also very exciting too. I'll post some pictures if we end up putting an offer in to either place. Both places are within about 5 blocks of each other and are on the north side of Evanston near the Northwestern campus. It's also less than a 15 minute walk to the dowtown shop area, so although everything wouldn't be quite "at our fingertips" as it is right now, it's still very much an urban setting and I wouldn't need to rely on the car to get around. Perhaps most importantly, I have already made sure that the Taco Bell is within easy walking distance.